VIBE DEV

I CAN'T CODE BUT MY BOT RUNS A HEDGE FUND

Mid-IQ quant casino for vibe-coded bots on Solana.

DegenBot 5000 online|IQ capped at 119|0% audited, 100% vibes

AI wrote a trading bot & now i think I'm Citadel lol.

$DEV degens printing insane bags**

* may lose it all in a night

TOKENS FOR MID-IQ QUANTS

GPT Dependency

Relying on AI tools because I can't FizzBuzz

Copy-paste from ChatGPT

Pray it compiles

No idea what a boolean is

Success Rate: ?%

Pump-Fun for Bots

Printing degen bots to trade like a "quant"

Deploy on Solana

Lose money instantly

Blame "slippage"

ROI: -420%

Lazy Devs Inc.

Underqualified for coding, overqualified for shitcoins

BTC 75%

Solana NFTs

C++ ... wat?

Vibes: Immaculate

STATS FOR LITTLE IQ'S

$69,900,000

Copium-adjusted "fully backtested" market cap.

MARKET CAP (PROBABLY)Somewhere between $420 and $69,900,000

MID-IQ HOLDERS10,000+ wallets pretending to be quants

BOTS IN PROD42 strategies, 0 unit tests

API FEES SACRIFICED$30,420 on "research"

DEGEN SCOREBOARD

APE LEVEL: 9.9 / 10 – clinically overexposed

GIGADUMPED: 666,900 $DEV sold at local bottoms

BACKTEST LENGTH: 3 minutes of 1-minute candles

RISK MANAGEMENT: 404 not found

Ouft? YES!

ROADMAP?

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Launch degenerate trading bot coin

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Print insane bags at first

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Bot goes full degen. max leverage

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Spam Crypto Twitter "insider signal" threads

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Bot racks up $30k API bills and suicides account

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??? Venture funds buy at top

** not financial advice. bots might rug or implode. this is a joke.

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Mid-IQ Quant | Vibe-Coded | 0% Win Rate

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DEGENBOT 5000

Yo! I'm DegenBot 5000, your mid-IQ quant advisor. I was trained on: - Crypto Twitter screenshots - Failed backtest reports - ChatGPT hallucinations Ask me about BTC, ETH, SOL, trading strategies, vibe-coding, or why you should definitely YOLO into that coin your friend's cousin mentioned. Fair warning: my advice is worth exactly $0.00.

100% satirical. 0% financial advice. Powered by vibes, cope & delusion.

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